Which is funny because that's how they try to market them. "This is what we use in the studio." No, they're about the worst thing you could possibly use in the studio. But, it works, so they sell.

She's also on Bob's Burgers. I don't really find her that funny to be honest.

It's OK. She found a new one at The Daily Show.

I loved the DC Metro from the first time I saw it. I thought the concrete rectangles were so cool. They're almost alien, a giant concrete waffle towering over your head. My friends never really seemed to think it was that cool. My girlfriend passed on stopping through the main junction to just get where we were going…

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A) A bunch of these are, as admitted by the article, concepts.

Enjoy it. Sometimes you gotta treat yourself, and a good mechanical watch can last even longer than you will.

Was that sentence supposed to mean something?

I'm more worried about the hour hand over the flop. At least the minute hand will move enough in 2 minutes that you can see your cards again.

Are you 13 or just lack any class?

The price for the entire phone was too high. You were paying for the fact that the phone was made in the USA, and nobody GAF. You know how many people bought that phone because it was made in Texas? Rick Perry. That's it. Nobody actually gives a crap about how Chinese factory workers are treated beyond saying, "oh,…

It's The Boxcar Children. You're welcome.

And yet, you didn't post any of the lyrics for us to help you.

I have AT&T, but from Motorola's perspective that was a huge failure of a move. Motorola paid to have an entire wall in every AT&T store, and they still couldn't sell them to save their lives. At least with Verizon, Sprint, and T-Mo they would have had about 2.5x as many people to sell to.

I have to admit, I love the completely ridiculous ridiculousness of this idea. It's such a bad/wasteful/unnecessary idea for so many reasons, but the fact that people wanted to fire missiles at wildfires is completely awesome at the same time.

So, when can you put the good word in for me buddy? lol

Over 25 comments and not 1 mention that the center looks like a giant penis? Really Internet? I do spend more time on Gizmodo than Jalopnik though.

It's just a unique back. This is "ostentatious" in the same way an unusual case would be, and I hate wood-grain in almost every application. $25 is a much more reasonable price point for it though. If you paid $100 more to have the back of your phone be wood I might see how people could view that as showy, but with…

Unfortunately, sales were almost entirely viewed as a disappointment. I doubt their "customize your phone" initiative sticks around more than 1 more generation. Unless Google just says f**k it, because they already have nearly unlimited cash reserves to dip into, keep making whatever you (we) want, this will pass.

You can't beat Fresh™!