You haven't missed out on much. The "survival guide" portion of the book is completely uninteresting after 30 pages or so. It's all the boredom of a survival guide without any of the practical use. Where it starts to take off is the "history" of zombie attacks. Brooks creates some interesting zombie scenarios there,…

Ahhhh, short track is listed separately from speed skating. I figured they would all be together. In "speed skating" they have 7, but in "short track" they have 37. Big difference.

We'll see about that. Just looked it up and before last time's 5, Korea only had 2 medals in the event.

Someone didn't read The Zombie Survival Guide, and now you're dead. Tsk-tsk. Also, kinda funny you live in PB. My buddy moved onto Felspar Street for a year and I went on a road trip with him and visited once as well. Beautiful place, even more beautiful ladies.

Which writer? I do remember some being much funnier than others; Seanbaby I think was my favorite.

Yes. They're another one who hate their own fans. I haven't read Cracked regularly in years, but I did enjoy it quite a bit back in the day.

You must not like Tool either.

Whoa dog! What's with the Cracked hate?

So fine, or so Fein?

As a person who has watched drunk people dance stupidly in a bar, I can tell you that you are quite wrong about there never being a legit reason to shoot a 15 second video to send to your friends vertically. Sometimes you're just too close to capture their entire glory in a horizontal frame.

I don't get the hate for this guy. He seems like he genuinely wants to try to do something different to enjoy it and possibly change people's perspectives. I also respect him for admitting that there is a certain selfishness in his endeavor. When I was reading the article that's all I could think about, and when he…

This sort of reminds me how Theo Jansen created his Strandbeest's legs.

I guess seeing how there are countries where living in a cage is accepted, or 1/3 of the population suffers from vitamin deficiencies, and you're also wrong because the average purchasing power of American families after adjusting for inflation has actually risen, yeah, I'd say things aren't so bad. Has purchasing…

If the clock was that hazy, wouldn't it always read 4:20?

$170 only gets you 2/3 of a keyboard, cheapskate!

Exactly. Now we just need to get on a way to classify these businesses so that they can be regulated.

Since when does someone have to "make" you eat Play Doh? Are you telling me it isn't real dough?!

Well, yes. By "isn't possible" I was referring to turning a profit, not the physical act of installing and maintaining the lines. I wouldn't argue that forcing these companies to take a dip in their massive profit margins to provide service to everyone is a bad thing, I'm just stating why it is the way it is.

If only they had known sooner... the country could have been saved... but how would they know Norwood is our hero?

There really aren't any to us as consumers, but businesses exist to make money, and it's harder for them to do that if they're forced to provide services to places where the cost of providing it is more than the revenue it'll bring in.