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It's the punchline of a 3rd grade joke lol..

a) Is there any reason to think that all things being equal, a fat newscaster would draw lower ratings?

Totally well said. Abortion wasn't the right choice for me, but I had a choice. No woman should have to risk her life for a pregnancy that she doesn't want.

WHAT. The hell.

Whhhhaaaaattttt.

Billy Ray Cyrus on Twitter: "She was Hannah Montana when Bush was President. Thanks Obama". ... Funniest thing I read all night long.

when asked about how he'll explain his risky career moves to his son, Thicke responded, "Mommy has shown her naked body for roles and Daddy has been around naked bodies, it's just what we do."

Jessica. Simpson. Must. Design. Plus. Sized. Clothing. Let's all start a petition.

I want to know why SHE has the love letter if she wrote it to HIM? Did she make a copy in the hopes that one day she'd be able to exploit him in a tabloid rag? That's some thinking ahead right there!

Heh, yes. "People are still talking about it" is not always good... there IS such a thing as bad publicity.

Bieber nondisclosure agreement news is so true. My sister had to sign one of those when she was invited up to his penthouse and Bieber just smoked blunts all night and acted a fool. She told me he is the weirdest person she has ever met. EVER.

Moving beyond the gossip and to more pressing matters: A mozzarella stick, even at half-mast and kinda cold, still rates a solid C.

GRADE: F (a pigeon sitting on top of a buffet table eating a shrimp)

Pimp Mama Kris (trademark Michael K) is half the reason I feel sorry for her. I love that TMZ and all the tabloids keeps saying "sources" like it's not Kris in a trench coat and fedora calling from a payphone in the valley.

Worst birthday present to get your father EVER.

Lindsay Lohan is putting her sobriety first, turning down $30k appearances at nightclubs in order to avoid temptation.

Uhm, re: Fig. 1: Star's content editor is two squirrels wrestling on a keyboard. They are far and away the most qualified employee at Star.

"Unsightly stretch marks" is a "boob blunder"?? FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU.

Poor Khloe.