I know, right? I feel anyone I was actively fighting with who asked me to sort out our issues on a cliff would be met with a "why don't we do that while I cling to a chair in a crowded Starbucks?"

How can you NOT be suspicious when your girlfriend/boyfriend asks you to go "sort things out" on a fucking cliff!

Virgin™. But very excited to read this nonetheless.

I'm an attorney, and I defend youths who are accused of sex crimes (among other things). Many end up on the SO registry. I also deal with families involved with child welfare, many of whom have one parent who is a sex offender and considered "untreated," causing the state to intervene in the family. So, I've seen the…

You know, teenage girls post pretty dumb photos on the internet sometimes, but it's clear that they don't intend those photos to be scrutinized at family dinner tables and described in detail on blogs. Yes, they put those photos on social media, but clearly they mean them for their friends, etc.

Would you smile if you saw Helen Lovejoy or Petunia Dursley approaching you? (I am assuming this woman is som sort of hybrid of those two)

I think she's saying people have stopped smiling as she's approached them before, and that it's never a good sign. However, I think it's a pretty good sign that she's probably kind of a dick.

Donald Duck and Porky Pig were fucking visionaries.

I've been done with pants. #trendsetter

Just curious—so we're done with pants now? Should I go ahead and take mine off, then? I don't want to seem like I'm 'not with it' or 'uncool.' Thanks.

First black people as props, now dwarves. The only logical next step would be a group of break dancing amputees.

That states posting the largest percentage of population in their urban areas (see: New York, California), have faster internet?

HA! SEE

If they aren't getting paid it's not really pro-rape, just amateur.

Whoa. Trigger warning for sexual abuse and rape, guys.

Remember the year the Black Eyed Peas played, and Fergie awkwardly grinded up on a commpletely-immoble-but-for-his-hands Slash, and everything was awful, but then it all went dark, and then Usher, clad in all white, descended from the ceiling like a Super Bowl Halftime Show Saviour?! That was pretty cool though.

If I were him I'd wake up singing her praises every damn day too. Open relationship or no.

AND TRYING TO SUE HIS ESTATE?

fucking with marvin is 100% not OK.

seriously please god just let that be a tricky angle

Is ... no. That can't possibly be what it looks like it is because oh my GOD I might throw up the delicious stromboli I just devoured.