How...did she find an outfit that exactly matched her sofa? And why?

Bahahaha "technically"

I do know a 4-month-old baby Edith. But I would not describe her parents as hipsters, exactly, and it was her dad's grandmother's name.

That's completely vile of that woman, but what does it have to do with the most of the clients/her being Jewish?

My mom never changed her name to my father's—mostly because she considered a name-change to be antifeminist but also in part because his/my name is very typically Jewish and she thought it would be awkward to make the switch since she decided not to convert (she's an atheist.) They were married for years and years and…

A friend did just that—also because her husband's last name translated to "taking a shower" in her father's family's native tongue.

I just...what???? This is gross. How did it even get published? She hates her dad and his side of the family so much that this is how she shows it. That it certainly how it seems, at least.

Wait, whaaaat? She wrote about how Holocaust survivors are liars, or something? That's some crazy shit. Do you have a link?

I really enjoyed this piece. More like it, please!

Nice investigative work, Ace!

I was afraid of being a failure, of not having the best time or of being chicken.

Hey, nice work! I wake up super anxious after fitful crummy sleep a lot a LOT of the time these days. Way to turn it around.

She did leave the site indefinitely —she posted a one-line goodbye at the very bottom of her last Dirt Bag the other week.

I'm so there. I moved to a notorious city for difficult friend-making near the beginning of the year and feel like I haven't met anyone to hang with at all. Basically...yeah. I'm aghast. I have two jobs and like all my colleagues, but they are both teeny-tiny workplaces where I don't usually encounter anyone close to…

The FUCK is this story???

I saw this same thing once when I lived in Chicago! Except it was smoked gouda—perhaps a shade too stinky for public transportation.

Thank you. I've seen Clutch cited as a source here quite a bit recently. And by "cited" I mean linked down at the bottom, not mentioned in the article text.

That's all they got in the writer's room, apparently, and I believe she is contractually obligated not to lose weight (or gain, I suppose) for that reason. Ehhhhhh

Raw, fresh turmeric (it's a rhizome similar to ginger and available at a lot of Asian markets and Whole Foods-type places as well) with ginger, lemon juice, water, black pepper, and honey in the blender. Try to drink without straining it first (make sure it's truly puréed) and I swear it will help you get over your…

Ah, wait, of course. I have read it before, just somehow forgot since moving away. Date Lab is indeed a gem.