El BJ: Una Guia al Sexo Oral

My suggestions, branching away from the novel theme and into general books combining presidents and sex.

FDR's WPA (Wet Pussy Administration)

And yet Richardson is still included in the instagram wrap-up? Wouldn't it be better to not give him any attention save negative press?

Rent-a-Husband businesses are a dime a dozen here in Brazil. You get a guy who'll do things like hang some pictures or curtains, unclog a shower drain, patch a hole in the wall, and other small "handyman" jobs.

Not sure why mentioning this automatically means sympathy for Chris Brown.

FYI: That wasn't a wool rug. And yes, the carpet matches the drapes!!

I can't wait for his and Robin Thicke's Guide to Feminism to come out in paperback. Call me when the majority of porn directors aren't dudes. Kthanksbai.

Those are lines my cat would write if she had thumbs.

What a coincidence. You have to take your shoes off before you step inside my vagina as well!

"Installations"

“You don’t often hear men talking about their private parts and feeling disgust or shamed,” as women often do, she said.

The screams were scary, but the laughs and hanging knives were more frightening than the screams.

As an antidote, here is one of my favourites, "The Early Purges."

Wait, what?! This is how I find out Seamus Heaney died? On a post about what is almost the worst poetry ever? Seriously inappropriate.

THERE HAS TO BE SOME SORT OF PATTERN TO THE RHYMING CHRIS! YOU CAN'T DECIDE TO JUST RHYME EVERY NOW AND THEN.

ha! Chris would never use the word "stalemate," he probably thinks it's a coffee creamer.

Is this what killed Seamus Heaney?

This would have been a way better book of poetry if, instead of contributing more poems, Desiree contributed commentary. As in, "See here, where Chris is observing observers observe stuff? I really think he's great at word choice!" And then we could see Chris comment back, "Are you mocking me?" and she'd say, "Wow,…

I can't bring myself to finish reading this on the day Seamus Heaney died.