Speaking of James Franco...I was bored last night and ended up watching "Spring Breakers"

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FILM ABOUT?! It was like the guy who directed Porkies tried to do a modern version of Battleship Potemkin...

I mean, Jesus "Injecting Heroin Into His Asshole" Christ, I was expecting something like Snatch…

Oh my god, that song.

James Franco:

This must have been the game they were playing:

They are real. The groom I think is the boss of the production company that made this. The bride is answering questions over on REDDIT. Fucking AWESOME video!

They used this Red Epic Camera and some damn good lighting. Its kinda like how everyone looks awesome in HDR photos.

Why was everyone slapping each other, though?!

I feel unmoving, frowning guy. I feel you.

Silly String is some nasty shit. I would have been hoping for confetti, or even a slap in the face over Silly String.

I don't care. I want it. I want all of the slow motion wedding videos. Single people: birthdays!

I cannot say how much I prefer this to either of the song's actual videos.

It's like that part in The Catcher in the Rye when the couple are spitting in each other's faces.

My thoughts as well. And did they do this early so everyone was sober? Because the shit I'd pull drunk in a video booth alarms me.

God damn this is a real couple's real wedding? Is everyone they know a model?!

I feel like I'm watching some sexual subliminal messages shit. The song doesn't help much.

Has "love and light"/"light and love" always been a thing? Or is this recent? I HATE IT.

YOU ARE A MAN. DO NOT COLLECT $200 DOLLARS. DO NOT PASS GO.

Step number one, make "Ari Schwartz: Dark Lord of the Snark" porn tape and release to the internet. Step two, bask in the beautiful light of fame whoredom. Step three, sit back knowing those socks are as good as yours. :)

I want to know WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE BUYING THESE THINGS? I just can't even get my brain to acknowledge the fact that people do this. Whyyyyyyyy? WHY?

She seems like a stable-minded individual.