It's not 100% relevant, but this is so good I have to post it somewhere (expand so you can see it properly, because there's a great touch on the right-hand character):

I'm guessing internet speed. That dial-up shit takes forever!

However, unlike Blade Runner, anal sex is vastly improved when narrated by Harrison Ford.

You're making it very difficult for me to not make jokes about how long it takes some guy named Bubba to figure out how to get the damn video to play, so he can get down to business. VERY difficult.

Of course not. It's because those of us searching for "petite Jewish hotties" do so in real life, not on some porn site.

I totally googled it and watched a clip.

Quite surprised at the low rankings for "anal." Didn't win one state. This is just like when "Blade Runner" got shut out of the Oscars.

well we can't very well do the casting in the front room. That's where the nice furniture is!

Should I be insulted that nobody is searching for "petite Jewish hottie"?

Of course Massachusetts, state capital Boston, loves creampies...

What's POV? Because Washington's other two terms are Asian and teen. C'mon, Washington.

I personally prefer "cumpilations"

Ebony and irony

Maybe I'm cheap but I'd be pretty stoked about a $80 gift card to anywhere.

The internet. The internet would totally buy that. And caption it.

I love you Tim Gunn, but you just hit a very sensitive and specific real-life situation that I'm dreading. I need to go to that 8th floor at Lord & Taylor within the next week or two to buy work clothes. At my very corporate job I get away with slacks and dressy camisoles with a cardigan or some other kind of…

Once, I swear to God, I was told that I wasn’t really black because black people put a lot of cream cheese on their bagels and I don’t. I swear to God.

Tim Gunn is so practical and kind, it's amazing he's spent his career in and around fashion. Wise words from a wise man.

That is so offensive that you would suggest that "speaking proper" for black people is us trying to be white. My mind is blown.

Yes, please tell me more about that false equivalence.