Alec Baldwin touches its poop and stuff.

Slightly related: in his short interview in the NYT Magazine last week, Daniels said (jokingly?) that he would find a way to cast Mariah in the Janis movie. (Not as Janis, though!) I...want to see that. She was surprisingly good in Precious.

Holy hell. You've been propositioned by a neo-Nazi dude looking for a ladyfriend?! That is downright terrifying. I don't know that I have ever come across a neo-Nazi person in public, but I would likely run the other way if I did. (I'm also Jewish.)

Thank you for sharing this.

That beach is stunning! (And so is your wife!)

It's a super-expensive boutique. I was 18 in 2005 (and though I did own an iPod) I sure as hell wasn't wearing anything from there. Shit, I can't afford it now and probably never will. I guess the guy knows who writes in!

What's a Nuun tablet? Is that like a seltzer tablet?

Also, obviously, unpaid labor that is identical to that a paid employee would do for the same employer, as was the case with your second internship, is the opposite of okay!

I really empathize with your position here. And who could look back on an experience that truly benefitted her/him in the long run with substantial regret? The problem lies in your latter point, about those who don't have the option do unpaid work because they don't have any savings, or because they have financial…

YES. Completely! And those industries while continue to employ am overall very homogeneous group of people as a result.

They appear to be the $100+ unholy child of a four-way between skinny jeans, leggings, zippers, and every bad fashion and financial decision anyone has ever made.

Thank you! Your comment definitely needs to be closer to the top.

Congratulations to your son and Candice on their marriage! This story warmed my heart through and through.

Yes!

So she's the second coming of Helen Gurley Brown? (Ignore the fact that their lifespans overlapped for like 30 years.) Actually, I wonder if they ever met.

Me, too! I first read, "pumping mad iron with here swole bro of a husband...Danny Devito?!?!?"

So very agreed on calling it a "bag"—I'm sorry, but my giant grubby canvas tote does not qualify for "purse" status.

I fully guffawed at "broke your stocks" and it wasn't even the most awesome part of this on-point comment, so. Well done.

Didn't a woman just write a book about this? She analyzed scores of other women's profiles on Match.com (or wherever, I don't remember) that were getting a lot of looks from men and then tailored her own to have the same qualities: basically, generic, unspecific stuff and a perky attitude. She did meet her husband…

I think this is insightful.