This is why I moved out of DC. The water's fine over here in the "The Other" Washington...

In California (I grew up there) 5150 holds are used very commonly, often for people who have attempted suicide (if you end up in the ER after your attempt, they will most likely just transfer you, often in restraints, to a psychiatric ward once you are physically stable) or who are simply advanced enough in their…

Of flipping the "T" upside down:

Agreed! I think a heather gray gives the same effect.

Me, too!

Seattle is my home now but I grew up in the East Bay—Berkeley born and raised. You cannot beat the weather there. The East Bay is much sunnier overall than San Francisco despite being next door. The cost of living is also lower. Consider Oakland! My parents have been commuting to San Francisco for work every day for…

WE'RE NUMBER ONE!

Am I to understand that Rosario Dawson will be starring as Chris Rock in this "upcoming movie based on his life"?

I did assume that but was hoping I was wrong and it said, "I [Star of David] Jewish Cuisine," or something, instead. Everybody likes a nice knish, right?

Unrelated: that's one of the Jersey Shore people in that gif, right? What the heck does it say on his t-shirt?

You can watch it on the MTV website right after each episode airs. Sorry...

I don't even want to click the link she provides to offer "more info about the Pill."

It's has a very limited release to start (Bay Area, LA, New York) with a lot more cities to follow this Friday. If it's playing near you, absolutely don't wait to go see it! Early ticket sales can determine where it ends up playing and for how long. Let's give as many people as possible who want to see it on the big…

True words.

Yes, exactly! Thank you.

Can we perhaps stop referring to all the various people we don't like — even if they ARE, in fact, terrible people — as Nazis? It just completely makes my skin crawl. I am not sure how much my reaction has to do with the fact that I am Jewish, but it probably doesn't help.

It's true! Cuffed shorts are a true friend to a thick-legged lady such as myself.

Right.

This immediately recalled for me the whole "Reproduction" number in Grease 2 (I know...) when the big ol' jock guy sings, "Uh, what do you call it? Mentalstration?"

I just shed so many laugh-tears. Thank you!