Water polo has the most nut shots per minute played, and it’s not remotely close.

You have to try out What’s Up Tiger Lily?

I thought he was complaining about Laimbeer.

So has Deadspin built a bot that just browses r/TIL and automatically assembles some pics/videos to make a post?

And lynch Ken Jennings!

So Swedes watch Portlandia, too?  Aliki Farms for the win!

So she should rent a basement apartment in a turn-of-the-century row house on Meridian Hill Malcolm X Park?

Goodboi. That was my name. Goodboi the grey.

No sensible answer to ‘where is the edge of the universe’ can be made which takes only the space component of spacetime into account.  The ‘end’ of the universe is the ‘edge’ of the universe, as the universe must be comprehended in both spatial and temporal dimensions simultaneously.

So that’s what Kaep’s been up to these days.

God, the temptation to throw in half a dozen Best in Show quotes in pieces like this must be awful. Great restraint!

With every politician in Virginia under investigation for blackface, sexual assault or worse, Danny-boy can go ahead and write himself his own deal to divert public attention.  That stadium is going to Ashburn, baby!

I thought it was how many people got to get on the pleasure saucers of the Xists.

Large, angry and make a noise like a diesel impact hammer when they want you to know that you need to get out of here now.

The correct kanji for what she wanted is:

Maybe an unshaven, alcoholic sports blogger recently escaped from a NYC rehab facility?

A more literate and less likely to die binge-drinking Jamboree generator?

Consider that the alternative is Phil Simms, or, preferably, muting the TV and playing a recording of pottery shards being dragged across the recently peeled skin of a sunburned cat.

They did a lot of drugs in public schools in 1969.

I don’t know about that, but if you dubbed Kenny Powers’ K Swiss ads over this press conference, I’m pretty sure it would make just as much sense.