The denouement was also interesting: “Let’s not forget Dude, that keeping wildlife, um... an amphibious reptile, for... um, ya know domestic... within the city... that ain’t legal either”

So it’s illegal to eat dogs in the House?  I assume the Senate still has their St. Bernard Buffet the first Wednesday of every month?

Why is this filed to Animal Cruelty? They specifically said it was not Animal Cruelty. It should be filed to “Red in Tooth and Claw” or “Just Idaho Things”.

It’s sometimes helpful to remind people of the sport the team and coaches think they are playing 3 hours every Sunday.

He’s really good at getting attention for talking on TV about football players. Has anyone actually tracked how accurate anything he says is?

Which one of these was the reason we’ve been Jamboree-less for December?

2 weeks left in the regular season, and we are terrifyingly close to #ff0000

Is it the pronounced underbite?  His detached earlobes?  The 5 o’clock shadow?  Help us out here!

I guess they didn’t offer non-English copies of the fine print on those papers.

You know they are running out of red dye when they run a soccer article on a Monday morning after the Raiders gave up 30 to Jeff Driskell

The first rule of Fun Bag is not to announce the subject of the first letter in the list of things we’ll talk about today.

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Does anyone read Deadspin from any position other than the shitter?

I’m in NoVa, and it’s more convient and fun for me to see a game in either Baltimore or Philly.

Wait, is the copper depleted or the mine?  Copper is not radioactive in the way that uranium is, so it makes no sense to enrich it and obtain the depleted by-product.  So the mine is depleted?  Meaning there is no more copper?  An abandoned copper mine?  WTF?

This is way more words than a vapid talking head science denier deserves. Responses like this unfortunately validate morons like Hoge by making them seem worthy of such effort.

Who the hell is Kevin Byard?  TO’s celebration was awesome because of the personal and team rivalry he had with the Cowboys.

OK, Deadspin, let’s see a weekly biography series of these turds, reminding people of this tragedy.

It’s only week 8, though, and I don’t think there are many shades of red left before it’s just a monochrome oval with a Raiders visor.

The Brown Wedding