Packers need to hire Kaep to return kicks.  At least we know he’ll take a goddamned knee.

Also, H.P. Lovelace would have been right in there screaming ‘nigger’ at voters.

I thought he hitched a ride on a wooden submarine to get to ‘Murica.

That’s a fuckin’ ton of crab won tons, brother.

Exactly. You can get the same experience in about 5 minutes of any Sanders-Huckabee press conference.

I’m in favor of anything to reduce the plastic tonnage that’s sold to parents in the guise of kids’ “toys” these days. It may seem like common sense to you, but the marketing departments of Hasbro and Mattel have successfully convinced most parents that if their child isn’t being entertained by a neon, blinking,…

You’re obviously not familiar with Matisse’s “Pretentious Sayings” period.

LA isn’t zoned for The Resistance.  You might try Oakland or Shelbyville.

Damn, son, where is Seattle going to put all these franchises?

It’s pronounced Pu-keh-peel-ay, and please do not disrespect his Tongan heritage.

If Chris Rock did a Paul Bunyan biopic, I would be first in line!

I didn’t know SPF came in negative numbers.

Don’t flight-shame, bro. Check the privilege of the cis-ratite.

Mike Tomlin isn’t that mythical

Clay Travis looks like a guy who would inspire parallel posts about Tucker Max in a commentary thread about him.

The Starforce?  Really?  Hollywood has to get their ideas from a feculent sea hag now?  Sad.

Lots of women can make left turns without using their blinkers.

Why? His kids stand to perform in the top percent of that school, making it easier to get into a good college.

Is hair stuff like butt stuff?

Hell is other people’s cheese.