RIP Internet if that had been Mark Sanchez

I think “Man Bun” pretty much sums up the typical US reaction to soccer.

Peter King and Indianapolis have a lot in common - most of it revolving around bulk mayonnaise purchases.

He’s Rob Deer with the name recognition of Ken Griffey, Jr.  They should milk that for everything it’s worth.

Nice to see Marge Schott’s still active.

Good to know Baby Brent found a career after the sardine market tanked.

It was a fucking rocket, too, right? He got two hands on it, just wasn’t in the absolute perfect position to knock it in a slightly different direction.

The Univision buyouts are going to kill this site.

Doesn’t the construct pretty much guarantee the disrespect of the ‘other’?  You’re not ‘saved’ so you can go to hell (literally).  No need to think of them as humans, since they don’t have God’s grace.

So, repentance and forgiveness for a racist priest, but none for a family that knocked over the Holy Grail?  Sounds about par for the course for “organized” religion.  Whatta racket.

How does Guy Fieri find time to also be an MLB pitching coach?! Between the Tigers, Food Network and Smashmouth, he’s some kind of White Trash Renaissance Man.

Probably won’t make it out of group.  Don’t know how that’s “killing it”

Why don’t soccer teams do this more often anyway? Wait until an advantageous moment and sub a new player onto the field in position to score.

At least it’s not an ethos.

Boateng is just a thug. Mexico should have milked the contact for a lot more dives, a la Neymar. Also, Carlos Vela needs a lesson from Alec Baldwin. A-B-C, muchacho!

Vinny Castilla was an underrated keeper - never would have gotten as far as they did in the ‘97 Cup without him

Every b&e ends in rape.

Plot twist: You don’t have to pay drones a pension.

So, 95?

THAT CAKE NEEDS TO SEAT 20! NEXT!!