Good luck retaining anything in that position!

How long until Deadspin is renamed ColdCockingTimMarchman?

NBA players do inbounding drills while chained to the bottom of the ocean.

Mmmm, Bortenschlager...

I don’t think he knows about second breakfast, Pippen

He went to Penn. Yet another Ivy Leaguer telling the rest of us 99%ers how to live their lives.

I really hope the rural teachers’ case goes to trial. To jury trial. For Jenna Maroney’s sake.

TIL, the DC Metro is Sex Panther

So, bologna between two fruit rollups?

C’mon, Susan is clearly a White Zinfandel.

James T. Tomsula has more Heart than any of you woke Marxist apologists will ever know.

Yeah, American bigots were publicly silent prior to November 2017. In fact, since Trump got elected, reasonable people seem more likely to publicly shame these assholes.

player who doesn’t play for the Yankees

He misspoke. He meant to say “You could be father’s penis”

Like a Rolling Stone

If you equip both the Due Process Tights and Habeus Corpus Sweater-Vest, you get a +10 Constitutionality buff.

I think it’s less about race and more about King not having been an over-30 Pro-Bowler who peaked between 2010 and 2014.

To The Stars Academy of Arts and Sciences is a fun way to indirectly let the Chinese know we can track their missiles, and they should stop testing them off San Diego.

Reminds me of that barbershop quartet back in Skokie, IL. You know, with the guy from California named Redfoot?

Kirk and Julie travel exclusively in a 2000 GMC Savannah conversion van