I’m with you. Reclining is, unfortunately, a right and discomfort is the name of the game when my broke ass is flying coach.

What do you expect? None of them are from China where the NBA is owned.

Camden Yards is beautiful.  It’s a shame there’s no major league team to use it. 

A Red Sox fan criticizing another team’s fanbase would be like if Arby’s started doing restaurant reviews.

I like how 1-800-AAA-HELP looks a phone number turned into panicked scream.

I’m going to make a movie just like Yesterday where a guy wakes up and suddenly nobody but him remembers Steely Dan

I thought the same last night when I saw Corbin come into the game. I’ll be the first to admit I was ready to give up on Davey on May 23rd. Pen weaknesses not withstanding he had made so many questionable moves at that point. And then with the turnaround the overall shitiness of the pen really hid the fact that he was…

“I never saw a ghost when I played against the Pats. I did see a giant asshole though.” - Mark Sanchez

Maybe Hong Kong shouldn’t be free.

So good.

Be sure to pack a lunch.

I believe the standard ask here is that if they go 0-16 the remaining 1972 crowd all drink poison.

5am? My Lord that’s early. I can just picture Snyder there in his office, across from a barely awake Gruden, stirring his coffee with a sleeve of gatorade cups.

“Rickey Henderson’s gonna miss playing for Tony La Russa.”

“There is no joy in the world, only metrics.”

Sad news for bettors who had Dimond covering the spread

Know your clefs

And I looked back and saw only one set of footprints in the sand, and I asked God, “Why, when I needed you most, why did you abandon me?” God replied, “No, Antonio, it was then that I carried you. Because you cryogenically froze your fucking feet. This was one month ago! How do you not remember this?”

Seriously, why go to the switch this soon?

Aww man, I was excited to see Brown run forty yards downfield then thirty-five yards back to catch Carr’s deep ball.