Do you want to stick to sports?  Because this is how you stick to sports.  Literally.

Trust me, your feet stink, your removed shoes stink, and your socks stink.  You cannot recognize this because you live with your stink every day.  Do not make me live with your stink for 12 hours.  You are a bad person and should be shot into the center of the sun.

It’s “Kurt,” right?

I think I know the park you’re talking about, but it’s been a very long time since the activity they engage in there has any resemblance to baseball.

The only people in DC who can afford World Series tickets are Trump bootlickers - there will be no booing.  Chuck Todd and Chris Cillizza will fight to the death to sit next to him.

60 million Americans fail your test daily.

MAGA chuds don’t believe in unions.

Brandon Moore is not a Giant asshole. A Jet or Cowboy asshole, maybe, but not a Giant asshole.

Dave Martinez has been masterful in this postseason.  Sure, the results make that easy to say, but given the constraints he has, his decision-making has been spot on, and if the Nats had lost the NLDS in 5 he still would have been right to use his assets the way he did.

SkyCam works best if you autoplay it on every new page open

This is all well and good for the cis-heightened.  Although I was born a 5'8" white man, I identify as a 6'9" power forward.

The designed intent is bad enough, but to think that this was going to work against a Belichick special teams unit?  What even the fuck?

Ask him about Mark Bavaro - I dare you.

I’d say his share in 28-3 was about the equal of Quinn’s. 

There needs to be a hard boycott on that shit next Summer.

Con: Jeff Bezos is bending all his will to make sure you will be unemployed.

Vinnie Testaverde? Is this to somehow tempt Belichick into the league?

But Danny saturates both records AND radio media - truly an influencer of rare coverage.

This is a hell of a tactical conundrum, and I respect Martinez for the ways he’s tried to solve it.  I know a bunch of managers that would just stick to the ‘unwritten rules’ because you can’t get fired that way. (Oh, wait, you can).

Steve just doesn’t want the proletariat to know they got golden toilets up there in economy plus.