The pattern “But all of this comes together to make [pop culture object] the perfect [other pop culture object] for our era” is the sine qua non of self-serious reviewers who think that going to movie theaters in Williamsburg grant them insight into the common man’s reaction. I’m astonished I had to wait until the…

“a possible motive has not yet been released” - what?  They are scooters.  On the sidewalk.  Ready for aggro dude-bros in the morning.

Bruce Hooper

To be fair, the ref was dazzled by OBJ’s wristjoy and unable to perform his normal duties.

All this may be true, but it’s progress over the last guy who would have just kicked a field goal on 3rd down.

Depends if you want to have the heartiest belly laugh as you watch the Nationals bullpen give up a 7-run lead in the 8th, or if you are the hardiest member of the St. Louis rooting club, who only supports their team the right way - hacking the Astros!

What’s the over/under on Beer of the Week becoming Bud of the Week?

One more try:

Far too late, hope someone sees this in the grays...

It’s a party foul if it’s not a folding coffin.

Not even for Anthrax?

You evah been between Philly and Pittsburgh, buddy?  That there’s Pennsyltucky.

What kind of helmet is he willing to wear?

You know that Biden will steamroll to the nomination and that Trump will beat him by 90 electoral votes, right?  The only votes which matter are those cast, and the only people that cast votes are white and over the age of 60.

Jamboree is early this year

Nate Jackson and Ray Ratto are the right way to ‘stick to sports.’

The NFL obviously has no problem with its players giving women concussions off the field, seems only normal that they’d invite them to play on game day, too.

“Like bedbugs on your wedding day”

For a lot of Indianapolis residents, that would be a review of the sum total of their life’s philosophical musings. For Brissett, that’s one week in July.

Andrew Luck knows the difference between ‘less’ and ‘fewer’.