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Rooney effortlessly knifed through an incredibly unstable Portland backline to receive a through ball, slotting the pass on his first touch into the bottom corner for the equalizer

I’ve heard those ad bots are also inserting incorrect homophones in people’s comments as well.

when you get to the state dropdown just hit the letter of your state enough times to have it select the one you want.

RIP Internet if that had been Mark Sanchez

I think “Man Bun” pretty much sums up the typical US reaction to soccer.

Peter King and Indianapolis have a lot in common - most of it revolving around bulk mayonnaise purchases.

He’s Rob Deer with the name recognition of Ken Griffey, Jr.  They should milk that for everything it’s worth.

Nice to see Marge Schott’s still active.

Good to know Baby Brent found a career after the sardine market tanked.

They are made of the same stuff as fingernails.  I propose we start storing up clippings and ship them to China in the empty boats President Cheeto’s trade war has put out of business.

It was a fucking rocket, too, right? He got two hands on it, just wasn’t in the absolute perfect position to knock it in a slightly different direction.

The Univision buyouts are going to kill this site.

Doesn’t the construct pretty much guarantee the disrespect of the ‘other’?  You’re not ‘saved’ so you can go to hell (literally).  No need to think of them as humans, since they don’t have God’s grace.

So, repentance and forgiveness for a racist priest, but none for a family that knocked over the Holy Grail?  Sounds about par for the course for “organized” religion.  Whatta racket.

How does Guy Fieri find time to also be an MLB pitching coach?! Between the Tigers, Food Network and Smashmouth, he’s some kind of White Trash Renaissance Man.

Probably won’t make it out of group.  Don’t know how that’s “killing it”

Why don’t soccer teams do this more often anyway? Wait until an advantageous moment and sub a new player onto the field in position to score.

At least it’s not an ethos.

Boateng is just a thug. Mexico should have milked the contact for a lot more dives, a la Neymar. Also, Carlos Vela needs a lesson from Alec Baldwin. A-B-C, muchacho!