Vinny Castilla was an underrated keeper - never would have gotten as far as they did in the ‘97 Cup without him

Every b&e ends in rape.

Plot twist: You don’t have to pay drones a pension.

So, 95?

THAT CAKE NEEDS TO SEAT 20! NEXT!!

Good luck retaining anything in that position!

How long until Deadspin is renamed ColdCockingTimMarchman?

Is this the tachyon neutrino?

If Darth Maul could survive getting chopped in half, then certainly Snoke is still alive. The already enormous suspension of disbelief required to enjoy these movies just keeps getting pushed out further and further. Why not have the emperor, Yoda and Captain Phasma all come back in the next film to perform a Conga…

NBA players do inbounding drills while chained to the bottom of the ocean.

So does this increases the chances of seeing Kyle MacLachlan in leather pants?

Mmmm, Bortenschlager...

“Read Stupid Fuck” - a romatic dramedy featuring Amy Schumer as a newly divorced moron on her voyage of self-discovery at a strip mall with a Books-A-Million and a massage parlor.

I don’t think he knows about second breakfast, Pippen

Plutocrats. There’s even one in the White House!

He went to Penn. Yet another Ivy Leaguer telling the rest of us 99%ers how to live their lives.

I really hope the rural teachers’ case goes to trial. To jury trial. For Jenna Maroney’s sake.

TIL, the DC Metro is Sex Panther

So, bologna between two fruit rollups?

C’mon, Susan is clearly a White Zinfandel.