Vinny Castilla was an underrated keeper - never would have gotten as far as they did in the ‘97 Cup without him

Every b&e ends in rape.

Plot twist: You don’t have to pay drones a pension.

So, 95?

THAT CAKE NEEDS TO SEAT 20! NEXT!!

Good luck retaining anything in that position!

How long until Deadspin is renamed ColdCockingTimMarchman?

NBA players do inbounding drills while chained to the bottom of the ocean.

Mmmm, Bortenschlager...

I don’t think he knows about second breakfast, Pippen

He went to Penn. Yet another Ivy Leaguer telling the rest of us 99%ers how to live their lives.

I really hope the rural teachers’ case goes to trial. To jury trial. For Jenna Maroney’s sake.

TIL, the DC Metro is Sex Panther

So, bologna between two fruit rollups?

C’mon, Susan is clearly a White Zinfandel.

James T. Tomsula has more Heart than any of you woke Marxist apologists will ever know.

Yeah, American bigots were publicly silent prior to November 2017. In fact, since Trump got elected, reasonable people seem more likely to publicly shame these assholes.

player who doesn’t play for the Yankees

He misspoke. He meant to say “You could be father’s penis”

Like a Rolling Stone