If you equip both the Due Process Tights and Habeus Corpus Sweater-Vest, you get a +10 Constitutionality buff.

I think it’s less about race and more about King not having been an over-30 Pro-Bowler who peaked between 2010 and 2014.

To The Stars Academy of Arts and Sciences is a fun way to indirectly let the Chinese know we can track their missiles, and they should stop testing them off San Diego.

Reminds me of that barbershop quartet back in Skokie, IL. You know, with the guy from California named Redfoot?

Kirk and Julie travel exclusively in a 2000 GMC Savannah conversion van

The result of a 3-way between Art Garfunkel, Andy Samberg and Carrottop

+4 HEAD in fact

$2 million in coupons for penis enlargement devices

I hope Rachel Homan dies of gonorrhea and rots in hell. Would you like a cookie?

Papists ain’t welcome in ‘Murica.

So essentially she was hitting 0.3995 on the season and sat the final game?

New Yorkansas and Pennsyltucky

So rent a fucking Zamboni. Ice skating would be a lot more tolerable as a spectator sport if it wasn’t restricted to pale 15-year-olds who weren’t cute enough for the beauty pageant circuit but still want to please their overbearing mothers.

If Her Royal Redness is barely feeling anything, I’d say the liquor did its job.

Don’t know how to post screenshots of LinkedIn, but dude is collecting unemployment. Lasted 4 months at ‘Loudon Industries’ - had to leave due to ‘verbal abuse’. Unclear if he was the source or recipient.

Be attractive. Don’t be unattractive.

Sounds remarkably like Ayn Rand...

The ultimate hipster-snowflake showdown: #MeToo vs. #NeverRetard!!

You mean David Stern’s voice, right?

Married with two kids is not the end goal of these skeeves