Jetez la vache!!

Alex Smith no longer Chief. Just another Redskin now.

Toxic Avenger without a mention of C.H.U.D.? The disrespect is strong in this one.

Fuck Ryan Braun with a pewter calliope

A costume party that involves a gourmet dairy product skills competition? That’s close to maximum hipster. Add a lactose-free division, and move that shit to Williamsburg.

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Nice feature-length Tomsula Life Hack. Where’s the chicory, roasted acorns and beechnuts?

How about we make a deal. Don’t swoop down on my table 0.005 seconds after I’ve taken my last mouthful and take my plate away before my date has finished (her/his) meal. Just let everyone at the table take their time and don’t remind us that the restaurant wants to flip covers as soon as humanly possible.

If you can hit Mr. Jones before he gets to his refrigerator, you might have a chance.

Using the Germans as role models for anger management. What an age we live in!

Wait, Rey has a dick? Now that’s a spoiler!!

The Light at the End of the Tunnel Sickens My Cheese While Shooting Stars Shower: The Chuck Pagano Story

Does this mean that Terry Pegula is a Russian bot?

Enrico Palazzo warned him about it before the game

checkmate, atheists

Joe Buck isn’t out of touch, it’s the children who are wrong.

Gaze into the eyes of the GOAT and despair!

He’s sold as many of his non-existant shoes as Lonzo has sold of his “real” shoes.

+1 Freddy Adu

I don’t know how a constant stream of whores and under-the-table shoe money can be considered ‘suffering,’ but Pitino is definitely scum.