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Nice feature-length Tomsula Life Hack. Where’s the chicory, roasted acorns and beechnuts?

How about we make a deal. Don’t swoop down on my table 0.005 seconds after I’ve taken my last mouthful and take my plate away before my date has finished (her/his) meal. Just let everyone at the table take their time and don’t remind us that the restaurant wants to flip covers as soon as humanly possible.

If you can hit Mr. Jones before he gets to his refrigerator, you might have a chance.

Using the Germans as role models for anger management. What an age we live in!

Wait, Rey has a dick? Now that’s a spoiler!!

The Light at the End of the Tunnel Sickens My Cheese While Shooting Stars Shower: The Chuck Pagano Story

Does this mean that Terry Pegula is a Russian bot?

Enrico Palazzo warned him about it before the game

checkmate, atheists

Joe Buck isn’t out of touch, it’s the children who are wrong.

Gaze into the eyes of the GOAT and despair!

He’s sold as many of his non-existant shoes as Lonzo has sold of his “real” shoes.

+1 Freddy Adu

I don’t know how a constant stream of whores and under-the-table shoe money can be considered ‘suffering,’ but Pitino is definitely scum.

Ruth, Wagner, Bonds, Ted Williams, Maddux, Cobb, John McGraw, Gehrig, Aaron, Mays, Mantle, DiMaggio, Musial, Hornsby, Speaker, ARod, Seaver, Ott, Cy Young, Walter Johnson, Mathewson, Lajoie, Lefty Grove, Joe Morgan, Foxx, Pete Alexander, Clemens, Josh Gibson, Satchel Paige, Schmidt, Brett, Greenberg, Randy Johnson,…

So Babe Ruth’s production vs. only about 60% of the country’s best pitching talent should be what he’s judged by as well?

Goddammit, I thought it meant I was selected for Slytherin, sufferin’ succotash!

No, the only thing you will hone in on with such a system is the unintentional biases of the system. There is no guarantee that the system you think does X will ever settle out to reliably measure X given enough data. It will certainly never measure anything to 2 significant digits if it is based on qualitative…

Where would they get their tiki torches from?