They did a real nice job against the Colts on Sunday.

Wait ‘til they bring that sushi casserole on in here...

As I read it, he only admitted that he wasn’t one kind of person. He could still be a potted plant and not be a “football person.”

Mark Emmert - as soon he dies, the conferences will squabble amongst themselves and Balkanize collegiate sports.

Came here looking for Osweiler, stayed for the contemptuous condescension of a communications major toward the suburban bourgoisie whose gratuitous consumption he will eventually embrace as his high-minded opinions and ideals are slowly taken out to sea by the tide of the American celebration of mediocrity.

Fuck Roger Gooddell with an aluminium lawn tractor

No, it’s like dodgeball if dodgeball were played in the moon, with croquet wickets

Gosh, what a fucking surprise that a Giants season ticket holder and personal friend of Mara would interfere in an NFL investigation against a division rival. Imagine if a former Jets executive found himself working in the league office when bullshit charges were brought against New England?

Are you trying to get Josh Gordon? Because this is how you get Josh Gordon.

So I bought this thing (good marketing, FO!) and the intro includes this wonderful snippet:

given their disdain for anything not thought up in 17th Century France, it’s probably called “agitation inutile”

No, it was “Hang me”

That adjective has been outpaced by both the White House and the Landover Unaccountably Racist Epithets. I think jokes involving either personnel base should be considered ‘outminuted’.

It only didn’t secede because Lincoln allowed them to continue slavery there. Although the accent is somehow even worse than Alabama’s, the content spewing from yokels that populate Maryland’s farm country is every bit as vile as that of the Southern Man.

None of the things you list qualify as worthy of legal action. It is not a journalist’s legal responsibility to tell the whole, objective truth with a minimum of exciting adjectives. The only legal responsibility a journalist has is to avoid libel, slander and intellectual property theft. People choosing to not watch…

Also, Apple collects and sells most of the personal data a hacker is looking for anyway, so there is less value than data hosted on Microsoft OS computers.

“Theological pedantry and mental gymnastics have no place in organized religion!” said no one, ever.

So Daulton, Ken Brett, Johnny Oates, Tug McGraw and John Vukovich have all died of the same kind of cancer, glioblastoma. All played at Veterans Stadium for at least a full season of their careers.

I would refer this question to Smash Mouth. Guy Fieri is an expert.

No, they decided to go to Vegas instead