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that’s ‘pro-laaaiffe’ ‘round here you piece o’ librul shit.

He and Chris Hogan were first on the practice field this morning, don’cha know?

Weirdly, one of the only edible things in downtown Buffalo is Seabar Sushi

I’m certain this moronity will be President before 2040

Belichick the Traveller, he will sign one of the pre-chosen Jets. During the 2014 offseason, the Traveller signed Derrell Revis! Then, during the 2017 offseason they chose a new target for him... that of David Harris! Many Guidos and Wiggers knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of despair that day I can tell

Spoooooon!!!

Counterpoint:

I recently purchased tickets to a play at Shakespeare’s Globe in London and had the same panoply of options. I think it’s just #WeHaventGotRoundToBeheadingOurAristocracyYetThings

The entire population of Trinidad and Tobago could fit inside a Starbucks restroom, and it took a “savior” who can play significant minutes in Europe for us to beat them in a game that otherwise was a coin-flip? What the hell is wrong with us?

You will not realize how lucky you are until you actually meet some of them and get to share in their neuroses/disrespect for other humans.

Baseball is a war of attrition...

Now road rash is a pre-existing condition.

As in “Josh Sargent failed to live up to the expectations and after leaving D.C. United, has turned into a journeyman, playing for thirteen teams in eight different countries.”

Thanks for joining the conversation!

Good thinking - a 4 year old playing football would likely be crushed to death.

I believe your take would be vastly different today if the Wizards had won Game 7 and done exactly what the Celtics have done so far against the Cavaliers. So much butthurt...

Darts commentator Sid Waddell on Bristow: “When Alexander of Macedonia was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer … [Eric] Bristow’s only 27.”

Yes, they deserve to die, and I hope they burn in hell! Also, this series was over in 5 if their goonish cheapshotting hadn’t turned Crosby’s brain into wet paper mache. 

Same as dad’s

If that’s actually true, to bed all 20,000 of his reputed conquests, Wilt’s stilt would have been engorged for a total of 1 year, 10 months and 3 days.