YOU COULD HAVE KEPT YOUR PICKS AND GOTTEN DESHONE KIZER OR DAVIS WEBB TODAY. KIZER AND WEBB ALSO YOUNG THROWERS OF BALLS. JUST AS MUCH OF PROJECTS AS TRUBISKY. BALLS MUST BE CAUGHT BY SOMEONE. THROWER MUST BE PROTECTED BY SOMEONE.

Would you have a talk with my kid? Because last time I went to a Nats game, I kept having to tell him to focus on Gio repeatedly throwing over to first, trying to catch Daniel Nava napping.

Looks like Aaron Sorkin did, though. That script was straight out of Sports Night.

It’s owned by another .com billionaire who will eventually want to get in on some public funding for his own sportsball relocation/stadium build/racist logo design contest.

Amazing comedic timing

Considering what John Wall did to some Hawks this weekend, I guess your feeder is an attempt at Karmic debt relief?

Dear as in expensive, or dear as in cherished?

They had to move them to a city which is a 4 hour drive away. And they couldn’t think of any way to transport them there without bludgeoning one of their paying customers.

Fucking instructions? What kind of Kama Sutra personal care products are you buying?

I don’t agree with the “he didn’t ask for it” qualifiers. As soon as he encountered Tiger and other US players, and well before he had done anything to deserve the swagger, he was in-your-face, staring them down and making stupid comments to the press.

What? Those dimensions would limit you to congress with cephalopods and possibly Sherilyn Fenn if it wasn’t really a dream.

When you look at % of countries in each region

You knew Hipparchus, but not Anaxagoras? I’m as skeptical as Arcesilaus

You must have bought Thing Explainer by Another Very Smart White Man.

SHARKS DON’T HAVE BONES!!!!

+1 real BIG woman

If Danny-boy really wanted to sign Cousins to a long term deal, it would have been done a long time ago. The only reason he hired two GMs in the first place is to have plausible deniability when he goes ahead and makes his usual impulsive personnel moves. He doesn’t want Cousins around, because Cousins is a 4th-round…

The guy podcasting about the fall of the Roman Empire started out blogging about modern gladiatorial combat? The Circle of Kinja is complete...

It’s ‘truculent’, and that was neither haiku, limerick nor doggerel.

Then picture him doing it 10 more times, and doing that to 4 of your neighbors as well.