Second place in this sales contest is a set of coat hangers

Stop Stealing Drew’s Jamboree Thunder!

Dean Spanos looks like a minor league umpire that sharted and is now hesitant to assume his crouch for the next pitch

Why? Is her middle name something preposterous like ‘Hussein’?

Ah, the chard wall. The vegan’s last line of defense!

For some reason, when I see his head from the side, I can’t help but utter “that’s no moon”

What do you mean? There’s a Bonefish Grill AND a Bar Louie! Beefy ex-Special Forces “security contractors” have to have somewhere to go when they’re between gigs protecting Halliburton executives from the Dubai locals.

“him” meaning Brady, of course

He looks like the trust fund baby of a meat industry lobbyist

Was Donald Brashear on the Canucks at the time?

A New Yorker discovers flyover country. News at 11.

I hear Indiana has an opening

At least we still have Brandon and Danny