You will not realize how lucky you are until you actually meet some of them and get to share in their neuroses/disrespect for other humans.

Baseball is a war of attrition...

Now road rash is a pre-existing condition.

As in “Josh Sargent failed to live up to the expectations and after leaving D.C. United, has turned into a journeyman, playing for thirteen teams in eight different countries.”

Thanks for joining the conversation!

Good thinking - a 4 year old playing football would likely be crushed to death.

I believe your take would be vastly different today if the Wizards had won Game 7 and done exactly what the Celtics have done so far against the Cavaliers. So much butthurt...

Darts commentator Sid Waddell on Bristow: “When Alexander of Macedonia was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer … [Eric] Bristow’s only 27.”

Yes, they deserve to die, and I hope they burn in hell! Also, this series was over in 5 if their goonish cheapshotting hadn’t turned Crosby’s brain into wet paper mache. 

Same as dad’s

If that’s actually true, to bed all 20,000 of his reputed conquests, Wilt’s stilt would have been engorged for a total of 1 year, 10 months and 3 days.

That button used to be for vaporizing a random capital city in the Axis of Evil. Obama made Biden rewire it just before leaving.

YOU COULD HAVE KEPT YOUR PICKS AND GOTTEN DESHONE KIZER OR DAVIS WEBB TODAY. KIZER AND WEBB ALSO YOUNG THROWERS OF BALLS. JUST AS MUCH OF PROJECTS AS TRUBISKY. BALLS MUST BE CAUGHT BY SOMEONE. THROWER MUST BE PROTECTED BY SOMEONE.

Would you have a talk with my kid? Because last time I went to a Nats game, I kept having to tell him to focus on Gio repeatedly throwing over to first, trying to catch Daniel Nava napping.

Looks like Aaron Sorkin did, though. That script was straight out of Sports Night.

It’s owned by another .com billionaire who will eventually want to get in on some public funding for his own sportsball relocation/stadium build/racist logo design contest.

Amazing comedic timing

Considering what John Wall did to some Hawks this weekend, I guess your feeder is an attempt at Karmic debt relief?

Dear as in expensive, or dear as in cherished?

I could definitely see Gene Simmons as an adept of the Force.