They had to move them to a city which is a 4 hour drive away. And they couldn’t think of any way to transport them there without bludgeoning one of their paying customers.

Fucking instructions? What kind of Kama Sutra personal care products are you buying?

I don’t agree with the “he didn’t ask for it” qualifiers. As soon as he encountered Tiger and other US players, and well before he had done anything to deserve the swagger, he was in-your-face, staring them down and making stupid comments to the press.

What? Those dimensions would limit you to congress with cephalopods and possibly Sherilyn Fenn if it wasn’t really a dream.

When you look at % of countries in each region

You knew Hipparchus, but not Anaxagoras? I’m as skeptical as Arcesilaus

You must have bought Thing Explainer by Another Very Smart White Man.

SHARKS DON’T HAVE BONES!!!!

+1 real BIG woman

If Danny-boy really wanted to sign Cousins to a long term deal, it would have been done a long time ago. The only reason he hired two GMs in the first place is to have plausible deniability when he goes ahead and makes his usual impulsive personnel moves. He doesn’t want Cousins around, because Cousins is a 4th-round…

The guy podcasting about the fall of the Roman Empire started out blogging about modern gladiatorial combat? The Circle of Kinja is complete...

It’s ‘truculent’, and that was neither haiku, limerick nor doggerel.

Then picture him doing it 10 more times, and doing that to 4 of your neighbors as well.

Second place in this sales contest is a set of coat hangers

Stop Stealing Drew’s Jamboree Thunder!

Dean Spanos looks like a minor league umpire that sharted and is now hesitant to assume his crouch for the next pitch

Why? Is her middle name something preposterous like ‘Hussein’?

Ah, the chard wall. The vegan’s last line of defense!

For some reason, when I see his head from the side, I can’t help but utter “that’s no moon”

What do you mean? There’s a Bonefish Grill AND a Bar Louie! Beefy ex-Special Forces “security contractors” have to have somewhere to go when they’re between gigs protecting Halliburton executives from the Dubai locals.