A Goose

They had to move them to a city which is a 4 hour drive away. And they couldn’t think of any way to transport them there without bludgeoning one of their paying customers.

Fucking instructions? What kind of Kama Sutra personal care products are you buying?

#unexpectedAerosmith

I don’t agree with the “he didn’t ask for it” qualifiers. As soon as he encountered Tiger and other US players, and well before he had done anything to deserve the swagger, he was in-your-face, staring them down and making stupid comments to the press.

What? Those dimensions would limit you to congress with cephalopods and possibly Sherilyn Fenn if it wasn’t really a dream.

When you look at % of countries in each region

You knew Hipparchus, but not Anaxagoras? I’m as skeptical as Arcesilaus

You must have bought Thing Explainer by Another Very Smart White Man.

SHARKS DON’T HAVE BONES!!!!

Isn’t the desire to put whole, dead bodies in the ground the really weird part? Especially after pumping them full of preservatives?

+1 real BIG woman

If Danny-boy really wanted to sign Cousins to a long term deal, it would have been done a long time ago. The only reason he hired two GMs in the first place is to have plausible deniability when he goes ahead and makes his usual impulsive personnel moves. He doesn’t want Cousins around, because Cousins is a 4th-round…

The guy podcasting about the fall of the Roman Empire started out blogging about modern gladiatorial combat? The Circle of Kinja is complete...

It’s ‘truculent’, and that was neither haiku, limerick nor doggerel.

Then picture him doing it 10 more times, and doing that to 4 of your neighbors as well.

Second place in this sales contest is a set of coat hangers

They do allow that, and I know it’s done in important contexts like postseason games and close division races, but I’m not sure this is standard practice across the full season. Also, I don’t think the practice was as widespread in 1992, so the data is probably pretty mixed up.

Stop Stealing Drew’s Jamboree Thunder!

Dean Spanos looks like a minor league umpire that sharted and is now hesitant to assume his crouch for the next pitch