cageyballard
K.G. Ballard
cageyballard

But do not just book the cheapest seats and then expect the airline to make everything better for you. I purchase upgraded seats in a very specific section of the plane, and always aisle seats. For a variety of reasons, some including health, this is where I want to (and have paid to) be. I have gotten cursed out by

Regarding #4s “Board Early” - board early except when you don’t. As our kids grew from infants to toddlers every minute spared OFF the airplane was a gem. No need to lock everyone up in that small tube longer than they need to bee.

I’m one of four kids in my family, and my parents had an awesome strategy to make sure we weren’t loud on the plane.

When your baby screams, your fellow flyers want to see you trying to fix the problem.

Good for him. He made a fun game, he didn't rip anyone off. He's earned his money.

right?

That's your fault for being last on the plane, not Southwest's.

I'm a weirdo who liked (mostly) the ending everyone hated. It wasn't very well executed (the scene where Barney meets his baby?! noooo so bad), but conceptually, I dug it.

Followed by 5 shitty reviews of the same movie by people without a film degree.

Still waiting for the Gizmodo feature on how it happened, the Lifehacker feature on how to make sure it doesn't happen to us, the Jezebel feature on how our culture allows males to feel that they can invade any women's privacy, the Gawker feature on how 4chan heard about the leaks, along with the TMZ call to get them

Of that, 250 pounds is balls.

To be fair, parents not letting their kids take in ideas or notions they don't agree with is what parents are suppose to do. If you don't like something, for fear of how it will influence your kids, then you shouldn't let your kids play or watch. Better than blaming other people.

They both do (aged 8 & 3)

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

Are you allowed to disparage the best friend of Sam Biddle?

Will I need a pen??

"And, a couple of months ago when I bought a new home, I signed every document but one (which needed a notary public) using my iPhone."

Perhaps his next story will be about not having any coffee filters in the house, only k-cups, and how that means we'll have robots to wipe our butts in 10-15 years.

Aside from the complete douchery of describing the demise of the pen based on the fact that you don't have one, who the fuck doesn't have a pen?