I pray for your soul when the Rain Men arrive to bitch about how the Maserati was supposed to come out before the LeBaron.

Toyota’s champaign color. Hands down.

Some people like this, and I don’t know why.

There are exceptions.

That’s fucked up. Anyway, you guys wanna see my autographed photo of LL Cool J?

I’m not immune to nostalgia, and I’ll admit it’s kinda cool.

The plaid seats in the GTI.

SLS Gullwing Doors

Dude should watch goonies and then get shit done, it’s not hard just learn from the kids. Wheres their sense of adventure. Booby trapped Nazi gold train! I can not think of many more exciting phrases.

I like to believe six people have suddenly discovered they can drive manual, apply a dab of opposite lock and heel toe shift.

If you haven’t, please register as an organ donor: http://www.organdonor.gov/becomingdonor/…

For some reason this picture makes me hungry for Peeps and Cadbury Mini Eggs.

You know what, even though I’m probably gonna receive a shitload of criticism for my opinion, I’m gonna react anyway: At what point is this childish ‘someone else’s project’ critique going to stop? I mean, really.

Those headlights kill everything that was good about this car.

Patrick - thanks for keeping the content coming today. I think your readers understand that the issues facing the GM sites right now are complex and challenging, but I wanted you to know that your effort has been obvious and it shows an incredible level of professionalism and respect for your audience.

Obvious answer is obvious.

A Lambo

If that’s your definition of sex then you’re doing it wrong or with the wrong person.

The Jaguar looks better and sounds better, therefore it is better.