Can we get the NHPD to come take care of the huge gangs of shitbirds on dirt bikes and ATVs who rampage around San Francisco? They’re so cool.

Newman’s Own as a marinade is actually a fantastic hack, as is any non-creamy salad dressing. It’s vinegar, oil, very heavy on the seasoning and garlic / onion powders with a little sugar — so, a marinade. A little expensive vs. the real deal, but will totally rock a cabin weekend or an oil drum grill in the infield.

“If you’re under 65 and have a paper boarding pass, I’m just going to assume you are going to cause delays during my airport experience,” one person tweeted.

“they’re coming off a state highway at a high speed and then come to a residential intersection.”

What to drive if you’re wearing a tuxedo or carrying a shotgun, or both.

Well considering Uber blames everyone else for any of their faults, I suppose this is about right...

Thin sheet metal brake shield rubbing on the rotor?

Then you’ll appreciate those Borranis.

CP by a solid $1500 if not more. I’d offer $3500 tops.

How about - “You suck at this and really have no idea how to ride yet.” A little large amount of humility goes a long, long way towards saving your hide.

The Lancia Beta Zagato, because it could do this... Pretty nifty little car in all regards (duh) but that targa-vertible just totally makes it.

Asshole cops act like assholes. Huh, what a surprise...

NP all the way. A contemporary to the gorgeous but much heavier and ploddier Guzzi Eldorado, but way classier looking than their follow-on Tonti framed T-3, etc. I’ve had all and the /6 handles the best by a long shot.

Since when does the MP3 suck? (it doesn’t)

The kickstand cutout is a very real pre-flight safety device. Ride long enough and that becomes apparent. All it takes is once and you’re seriously toast in a left-hander when the stand clicks in to the locking tang. Mistakes happen after stops on long rides when the brain is mush, passengers distract you, etc. It…

If you happen to drive a 911 Turbo, congratulations. Your lap time shall be remembered.

Ding!

“Uber drivers fit the historical definition of independent contractors”