“...in the double-shooting sleeve, late-stage Melo getup”

Man, that’s how the dudes in my high school played all the time. I’d be moving along, then get straight trucked by some dude 6" taller and 100 pounds heavier than me. And no foul called by anyone, even the teacher. Then I’d get made fun of for being “bad”. I’d just apologise for not realising it was football.

How about “Cristiano Ronaldo”?

What other letters were left behind?

Holy shit, you knew Tyler too?!?! I fucking hated that guy.

Ever been to Jalopnik?

Why do you hate the military and America?

I mean, this is all well and fine, but how far could he punt a football?

in what alternate USA does evidence of an executed man’s innocence end capital punishment forever?

Cause of Death: Bonks

She’s a doctor, not a nurse. Which, to my thinking, is all the more horrific.

*Doctor

Nope, just his ambition.

Do Not Ever Underestimate....

I said, ‘Tristan, we ain’t cut the same’

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You got pretty much every part of that wrong, sorry to say. Pittsburgh had a lead. Arizona hit two Pittsburgh batters in short succession. Pittsburgh (still with lead) plunked an Arizona batter in retaliation, which sparked Arizona’s comeback.

I, for one, am not surprised that LeBron and the Cavs just got served by Durant.