The idea that this person uses carbonite to freeze people for transport is some serious fan-service ass shit

Fuck Barstool Sports with an actual barstool

He’s literally inside the linebackers coach

“Only one person died.”
- New York

I refuse to believe Drew made a great point

Larry Fitzgerald just re-signed a year contract, so we’re okay for at least 365 more days

Always sliplight truthers. 

Hey, do you want to go over the BOPHA report at Wendy’s? 

His entire body is one gigantic dickhole, I’m afraid they may twist an ankle

This comment is bad and you should feel bad about it, almost as badly as I feel about being in the greys while Scamnewton is verified. 

SOMEONE CALCULATE HIS GRIT ABOVE REPLACEMENT, STAT

My rec is actually for your Frisky Dingo reference

This is a rational, well-executed take. It has no place in the commentariat.

zION WILLIAMSON IS BETTER THAN LEBRON RIGHT NOW

Heady play, high basketball IQ, wily vet move, etc. 

If we don’t get a return of Mecha-Streisand by the end of this season, I will be disappointed

I genuinely laughed aloud at this. Well done.

SIMPSONS DID IT, SIMPSONS DID IT

Whatever he stole, my Kilt is a fixture on my board, so consider me complicit.

You guys want to take this convo over to The Gear Page where we can argue about whether JHS stole Devi Ever’s designs?

Whoops