Fuck Barstool Sports with an actual barstool

He’s literally inside the linebackers coach

I refuse to believe Drew made a great point

Always sliplight truthers. 

Hey, do you want to go over the BOPHA report at Wendy’s? 

His entire body is one gigantic dickhole, I’m afraid they may twist an ankle

This comment is bad and you should feel bad about it, almost as badly as I feel about being in the greys while Scamnewton is verified. 

SOMEONE CALCULATE HIS GRIT ABOVE REPLACEMENT, STAT

My rec is actually for your Frisky Dingo reference

This is a rational, well-executed take. It has no place in the commentariat.

zION WILLIAMSON IS BETTER THAN LEBRON RIGHT NOW

Heady play, high basketball IQ, wily vet move, etc. 

If we don’t get a return of Mecha-Streisand by the end of this season, I will be disappointed

SIMPSONS DID IT, SIMPSONS DID IT

Whatever he stole, my Kilt is a fixture on my board, so consider me complicit.

You guys want to take this convo over to The Gear Page where we can argue about whether JHS stole Devi Ever’s designs?

Whoops

Maybe he can make it in one of those 6V6 flag football leagues

This comment is 5 years old and still deserves stars

This is underrated

Came here for this, was not disappointed.