This is a good comment and you should feel good about it

What about denotative synonyms vs connotative meanings? Can we still have those?

(I really just wanted to somehow sneak in “Butt Dial” vs “Booty Call” into this conversation, but this is shoehorned at best)

We have to stop with the bombs in zero gravity thing. It happened in Empire on the asteroids. Y-Wings have been designated as bombers. It’s fine. Star Wars is WWII in space, always has been. It was perfectly fine.

Space Poppins was terrible, though, no argument here.

This is a breathtakingly inappropriate comment

This is good and you should feel good about it

$1000+?! Would have never assumed this. But now I have an excuse as to why I don’t lift, it’s just too darn pricey

Starred for the comment, unstarred then starred again for the Jay Bell avatar.

This is Deadspin. Facts don’t care about my sad, undying devotion to a group of individuals that happen to reside in the same state as me, but with whom I otherwise have absolutely no affiliation. It’s my Kinja-given right to blindly shoehorn in a reference to what I want to talk about, regardless of context.

I’VE BEEN MADE

*cough* the Diamondbacks were leading the division as of that game, please notice us

Ain’t that the truth. I can seem to get an Akron game at any time in the season, but shoot for an Arizona game while in Flagstaff? Best of luck, chump.

Mottled quarts of Snowden approve

Very well put.

There were good people on both sides

Reminder: Never come back to Deadspin, you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy

Blessedtocomment316

I’d shoot Toby twice

Oooof. Well done, you made me laugh at this horrendous situation.

Damn, I wish I hadn’t laughed

Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong.