TOO SOON

send only a tiny handful 

Lebron + ___________ + _________ could easily win the East, as has been proven by what’s unfolding in front of our eyes. Doesn’t mean there’s the slightest chance he chooses to go to Charlotte, of all places.

This... this isn’t even close to correct

Have you ever seen a Star Wars Celebration?

Jerky? I barely know ‘ye

What a cool costume. What a cool lightsaber.

I know this is not a matter for joking, but “Parking Scofflaw” only reminds me of Newman

This is a George Costanza-style exit. Land the joke, walk out on top. Excellent execution.

Not looking good. God Bless All!

Gordon Bombay would like a word with you

Outstanding

Breathtakingly good.

3 years later and I’m still in the fucking grays

something something infinity gauntlet

But have you ever had a soup sandwich tho

something something $100k Deandre Ayton

Counterpoint: Arizona is actually good! You just have to live in the northern half of the state. Flagstaff, Pinetop, Sedona, these are all good places to be!

It’s between this and Rainbow Cake for best internet conversation

Never a bad time to reference this video.