To be fair, this whole incident escalated due to a few missed periods.

one large pregnant pause in Gina’s and Jay’s lives

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

god bless peppermint rolls

that “proof of life” gif seems...familiar

Whispering “Herzegovina, don’t it?”

Yeah, based on those calls, I’m saying the Cavs’ Spanish play-by-play announcer is the second-most-talented person in the organization.

“JR Smith que pasa???” 

The only way for JR to make it up is to somehow injure two of the warriors for the series on one play to open game 2 and be suspended for the rest of the series himself.

In the the old Batman versus Superman debate, and it always comes down to Batman needing to have everything work absolutely perfectly. All of his traps, all of his plans, all of his equipment has to operate perfectly with no mistakes to even have a shot at beating Superman. All it takes is one slip-up and Superman can…

That was not even close to being a charge. For it to be a charge, the defensive player has to be set and have established position before the offensive player begins his basketball move of trying to score (which is why you can’t slide under a player when they’re in the air). The only ways to get a call when you’re not…

Except, of course, for the fact that the correct call wasn’t made on the floor.

It’s tacky to blame the refs and Lebron’s teammates but both the refs and Lebron’s teammates were real bad so that’s what I’m gonna do.

Ah the old “The bible is fiction” hot take.

Probably in the minority here, but I think it’s fair for an athlete not to want to take part in someone else’s political speech - not wearing the jersey isn’t that different than not wanting to stand for the anthem. This isn’t a private team, it’s the USWNT, for all intents and purposes an arm of the state.

Amarillo Mets

I dunno. Jerky still sounds like a common bathroom activity.

Technically speaking, he dies for the first time.

Moldy grapes are better than rotten apples! Fight me!