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CaesarAgustusGloop
caesaragustusgloop

+1 apiarist

TL;DR

This was a multi-layered joke and I appreciated each flavor. Like a joke parfait.

Moran*

Take your star straight to the pit of fire.

“They can’t touch him? Must not be stars.”

Wait for the one on bulemia

I just got a new puppy. He is a good doggie. This is not a question. I don’t know how this works.

This is a very, very good doggie. He does, however, share Trump’s penchant for fast food.

But is he a good doggie?

Hand is too large.

Don’t you DARE do this to Morty.

...are you not?

But their fundamentals are sound.

You beautiful bastard. +1

I like this joke

Who’s a good puppy is it you IS IT YOU IS IT YOU? IT IS!

He set you up for the spike, and you didn’t disappoint.

Colbert, please run for President of the United States of South Carolina again.

I laughed harder than I should have at this