My new favorite haiku. I don’t know any others.

Nice.

+level 4 spicy

Kristin Cavallari is freaking desparate to get back on TV.

Obligatory.

Because if it’s one thing Trump has proven to us over and again, it’s his ability to be deliberate, calculated, poised, and controlled in his public oration.

He is truly the Messiah

Sounds like he really hit a wall.

+1 Name doesn’t travel

Very well said.

He actually walks into a college classroom to take a final for a course he didn’t know he was enrolled in all year?

If he was a good sports dad, they wouldn’t be in the consolation game.

“oTHERWISE NOWN AS THE rEPUBLICANZ AMIRITE??/!!??11!”
- My uncle’s Facebook page, I assume

Oh, I have. There are certainly an abundance of Clever People (tm) that peruse this site, but few come at the game with such tenacity and heart as Romulus over here.

If Kinja disappears in the wake of the auction, the largest loss to our society will be your commentary. Please let us know when you inevitably start a religion/cult/political organization so we can sign on.

Subtle, understated, and tasteful. Much like Fart Briles, honestly.

I’d shake your hand for this, but I fear you may crush it.

The same thing we’re all dreaming about.

Still funny.

Ease up, watching a video to completion before commenting is hard.