Where else have I seen this kind of language manipulation?

For reference, contractcooker:

J-A-I-L-O

+1

If it’s not this, then explain the shadows to me. #wakeupsheeple

+1 only player who mattered in the XFL

But his offense is made up of mostly whites, for the intellect factor.

Kobe Bryant: “Come play with me and I’ll teach you how to be a winner, and not so much of the spineless piece-of-shit coward that I can tell you are just by looking at your stupid fuckboy face.”

+1

If “goosebumps” is euphemism for “raging boner”

Albert is good and right and cats are bad and wrong.

He’s a highlight machine when he gets in the open court, too. I’ll miss the shimmy, and TJ, and Brandon, and, to a lesser extent, Stanley.

You can’t put a price tag on this.

Whoever she is, she is thoroughly impressed with Max Scherzer’s stats.

Keep it going for next week, I’m betting repetition will pay dividends.

No one should ever be subjected to my toenails. I think requesting a pedicure from another human being would constitute a war crime on my part.

Obligatory, and yet never stale.

Also an excellent name with which to insult Derrick on the delicacy of his knees.

Probably in a hurry to get back to his place and just kick it like Tae Bo