Just gettin’ so swoll

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This list is the pits.

This list is the pits.

Nicely played.

“I really don’t want anybody to know where I’m at all the time or what I’m eating. Then they’ll try to taste my soup. I don’t try to taste their soup. They’ll all try to take a big bite out of my sandwich.”

Bunch of morons. It’s Hermaphrodite Pitcher Makes Debut.

If my youth was any indicator, I don’t know how you had enough blood in your brain to come up with that solution on the spot.

“Can someone explain to me why Red Delicious apples are red in color?”

Keep him on the bench, this is strong Bear Game.

Because I am an enormous nerd, I played the trumpet all through high school and college. On one trip to play Virgin Fest 2007 or whatever, we traveled up from sea level to around 7,000 feet. My valve oil containers, all apparently made of the cheapest plastic available, burst all over everything in my case, which was…

I’m proud of you.

Nicely done.

“...courageous leader, tenacious progressive, and upstanding citizen Sepp Blatter”

Absolutely fantastic.

No matter how you arrange them, Kill/Bang/Marry is fully applicable

This baby is a good baby.

Yasiel Pug