She traveled.

Came to post this. Leaving happy.

Realized that sounded exceptionally creep-ville. I meant it in a, "I imagine it's a non-stop ride of hilarious one liners that bring joy to the most mundane situations of everyday life" kind of way.

I want to meet you in person.

Right, "Close Enough" = "Irrefutable Conclusive Evidence"

Didn't realize Atticus Finch's kid was in that film.

We GET it, you can afford a round here.

I hate your ilk.

This was good and you should feel good.

It's an explanation born of necessity. Otherwise, my wife would probably be pretty confused as to why I lock myself in my room after Anu Solomon decides to take a sack instead of throwing the ball away in the Fiesta Bowl.

I was at this game. It was incredible. Poor Paul indeed.

Fair enough.

Do you understand what website you're on?

Rihonardo is the worst STD I've ever had

Of all the random options you had at your disposal, this was a top 5 choice.

#ConstipateGate

"I pay your tuition"