Dude, I was coming to write this.

Can you do us all a solid and sort of... encourage two of the inhabitants of your neighborhood into a fight? Objectivity is at stake here.

I'm not sure there's an objective right/wrong here, but Howard wrote the hell out of his side.

I think that was actually a strong take. Could be wrong.

Knew it was coming, still laughed.

This is a quintessential Adequate Man moment.

Oh, you. +1

It seems like #12 wanted the ball up high for an alley-oop in the second one. I imagine that play is being drawn up for the next game.

I'm agreeing with you, and providing the unquestionable basis for said request. He can't possible wriggle his way out of that!

"If anyone speaks in a tongue, two—or at the most three—should speak, one at a time, and someone must interpret." - 1 Corinthians 14:27

This is well done.

I nominate Kwame Mitchell from Oregon as All-Time Ball Boy

Pfft. Carson Palmer invented this in Century Link field.

IKEA hoodies would explain why the sleeves keep falling off.

If Denver wants to move their franchise to Chicago, there must be more expedient ways to go about it.

I know it doesn't matter. I do. But it does.

That was rePugnant.

Replay official Rex Ryan