6. Discussions about the etymological differences between The Iliad and the scant amount of "real" modern epic-style writing - 457% higher than national average.

A watched treadmiller never tumbles.

"Foodstands" is a type of cuisine? Genuine question, not trying to be a jerk.

3 = 3? What's the problem here?

Cadillac. It's the Rolls Royce of cars.

Jim Tomsula enjoys a glass of red wine with dinner, mostly for the antioxidants.

+$1.6 mil trust fund

You fell for the honeypot? It's like Spy 101!

I'm so dumb I didn't realize you could edit a comment. I've been taking heat for MONTHS for erroneously saying the Rockets drafted James Harden.

Not trolling; what is the purpose of the "period" comment? I see it often.

You had a plethora of items available to correct there; glad to see you stepped up to the plate and took the most obscure one.

You may be thinking Super Bowl. Or Ryan Lindley, who still plays at a collegiate level. Both are acceptable answers.

Thank you for this.

This doesn't inspire confidence?

I thought this same thing. How bad is it that I'll take Ryan Lindley over this clown?

Laser Klan should at least receive an honorable mention. I know it wasn't recurring, but one taste was plenty.

I feel like they traded him out of sheer embarrassment that Wade Miley was the ace of their staff.

Yep, realized that like an idiot after posting. Figured since many people made the same joke above me already, no one would drudge down this far and notice.

Always a classic.