Not really that innovative. Houston's been running this since drafting Harden.

Too low-hanging-fruit?

HOT analysis my friend.

I'd prefer neither, but the point is I wouldn't go around trying to lord mediocrity over sub-mediocrity.

As opposed to the historical powerhouse Seattle Seahawks, with that lifetime .492 winning percentage and five additional playoff appearances.

If only Jack Gangawish had been there with a crescent wrench. #BOONWHISPERER.

God speed, Coach Riley.

- How is The First Time not #1?
(remembers First Time)
- Never mind.

+1 coupon for Olay skin creme

I clicked on this thinking that the title somehow was indicative of an RGIII recovery story. I suppose that would have been ALRGIIIHT, but it was a quick glance.

I hate you for being right.

The only thing I'm outraged about as a Christian is being associated with Fox News.

"Good fundamentals."
-Ndamukong Suh

I've gotta pick up my daughter

+1 vernacular spectacular

Par for the course over here in Tucson. You could have done this with any and every play during the Mike Stoops era.

Ouch. +1

I'm bringing it up early. Get 'em in, get 'em out, get on with the relaxin'

That was one of the most thorough retorts I've seen in some time. Well done.