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+1 giant boulder

Strap ons? Gronk like party with strap ons.

If you let me in one of your IM sessions, I'll go with you.

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That's why us Suns fans will always love him: he never stops assisting.

Though, I'd say the biggest favor Nash did for all humanity is this:

Clickbait. I thought my dreams came true and they re-signed Nash to finish his career out on the CORRECT bench.

Sports Dads, Ranked
1. Kevin Bumgarner
2. Craig Stadler
3. Roberto Boucher
4. Being run over by a truck
5. Antonor Winston

There's irony in that statement if you know where his name comes from.

These photos are good photos.

His legitimate and repressed white guilt

This is still one of my favorite Onion articles, about Kolb applying for a job as a luggage salesman where he "won't be booed quite as much":

This will never cease to be hilarious.

Be nice, he was drinking a TON of O'Douls while writing this