It's for shooting down incoming Soviet ICBMs, of course.

Imagine trying to explain to a drunk Finn that Houston has its own football team and not all Texans are Cowboys fans!

EA probably uploaded a special build to some FTP distro which then spread around.

Oh man, now you've done brought down the thunda!

Only imbeciles think chess playing is any mark of intellectual achievement. You probably think Thomas Friedman is an intellectual.

There's a term for that - wannabe computer. It's like someone spending their whole life honing their skill at hammering nails into wood and then roaring in triumph when they're proven to be only slightly slower than a nail gun.

Seriously. Since when is pattern memorization a fucking sport?

Bronies are closeted furries.

Furries.

Holy crap, even the videos are grey. This sucks.

It's almost like this whole thing was a stunt by Jezebel admins to force the rest of the Gawker Network back on to a system where they got to decide who was permitted to speak.

If you regularly participate within 2 minutes of an article being posted, you mean.

I wish they would only implement this passive censorship system on the sites that want censorship, like Jezebel.

Spoiler alert: If you don't read the grays and the staff don't read the greys, nobody will ever see your posts and you'll never get out of the greys.

It's a shitty system that suppressed good comments and now we're bringing it back because Jezebel couldn't resist constantly provoking trolls.

Maybe you guys should start a site that isn't using shitty Kinja?

Elite "hackers on steroids" from 4chan would have been able to keep posting GIFs, even after Kinja was patched for the most obvious methods.

This crap just punishes legit posters.

The only spammers left are the pro-Jezebel spammers because womyn always take the high ground or whatever.

The entire Gawker network has disabled GIFs in order to protect the delicate flowers here on Jezebel.