Could you guys stop spamming the rest of the Gawker network, while you're at it?

I dunno. Sounds like a Supreme Gentleman to me!

Go home, Bacon. You're drunk.

You don't have to be Bill Nye the Science Guy to know that unplugging and then plugging back in your cable modem gives you a new IP address.

"White people suck. Cops suck." That's two separate statements there buddy.

You're back! We were worried!!

#notalltrolls

Yep. It's the magic bullet for getting out of jury duty. Even if nobody asks you, pipe up about how much you love cops and think they're all heroes. If the defense doesn't strike you for being a bootlicker, the prosecution will strike you for being a liar.

hay guide is it too laet to make an over 9000 joek?

The pig probably barked out an order and was subjected to a "dehumanizing stare" or a "fuck you".

You should be angry. Just don't express that anger.

It was a show of force directed at the vigil.

Yep. Cops do that show of force shit all the time, just like the other gangbangers.

A black witness' statement is only worth 3/5 the value of a white police officer's statement.

Cops are not a race, so take your false equivalencies and shove them in your pig-hole.

Yep. Just stand there with your little signs in the free speech zone so that you can be ignored, as usual.

Cops deserve trust, patience and respect. The people they shoot, not so much.

If we went back to that system, I personally would get myself a star and then approve every troll I spotted, who would then approve more trolls. I might even make an external site dedicated to giving Gawker stars out to whoever wants them. If it takes 5 people to approve, we'd bring together 5. If it takes 20, we'd…

Taking a picture with yourself and another person is not a "selfie".