#firstworldproblems

Only fatties who write for Jezebel think that Americans work out too much. Even they only apply that rule to themselves because they are screaming greasy fat hypocrites with an apartment full of cats who will die alone without ever knowing true love.

lol at another fatty implying that fit women aren't "real".

Depends on what you squat over, tbh.

Honestly, who cares what disgusting fatties think?

They'll remake it eventually.

Because there's now fame and money up for grabs and all you have to do is hate on nerds which is fun and easy.

Trolls aren't terrorists. They're worse than terrorists!

Anyone who properly uses the phrase "a bridge too far" deserves a star.

Video games cause violence sexism! We need to ban or at least censor video games so that violence sexism goes away!

what is this i dont even

Running aint a sport, either.

I have no idea why Nintendo doesn't make another F-Zero so they can gather up all the free moneys.

How did that old saying go? "Billions for pointless middle-east conflicts, but not one penny for social services"? Something like that, I think.

And it was glorious! Yay America! USA USA USA!!!

Plus, it looks like the building was hardly damaged. A truck bomb would have leveled the place.

we will be at war 24/7, 365 a year non stop for the rest of our natural lives.

The #Notallwhatever joke will never get old!

This would be far more innovative if you had to navigate based on the reflection off your dog's tag. #disruptgaems