Word.

Get ready to hear all the righteous outrage about the “homophobia” in those scenes from the usual suspects!

But Dude, they’ve got the model half finished thanks to the DLC Cloud outfit they made for Lightning!

Don’t forget the AKB48 cameo/product placement!!!

It’s gonna be terribad. Combat will be action-based. All the scenes are going to be sanitized for international audiences. Everyone is going to look like they’re in a boy band. Tifa’s tits will be small. Aerith will have a shitty voice actress. It will be the disappointment of the century and Squeenix will be all like…

Locke stealing clothes and leaving enemies in their Birthday suits.

I’m inclined to agree. I think most gamers will be swayed by the difference. There’s no bouncing around the issue here; a decision to remove the jiggle would be a bust.

You’re assuming they’ll include ANY of this. I agree, FF7 originally was so full of charm and humor, it didn’t take itself that seriously. Ever since Advent Children, that’s changed. I’m worried we’ll see a grimdark FF7 and all the magic of the original will be lost. I see the comment below about Nomura sort of…

The only thing I want to know is... will I still get to see Cloud crossdressing in HD? And will I be able to put him in questionable situations of dubious consent with a lot of shirtless, sweaty men while he is in said crossdressing dressyness?

But... But the battle system was perfect!

And the fact that while schoolkids know that being sexist or racist is bad, they don’t actually know what those words mean.

TBH I don’t disagree with Jerry Seinfeld. I don’t think what he’s referencing is “killing” comedy (that’s an overdramatic characterization; if it was, then why do comedy movies draw millions, comedy TV shows draw millions, comedy specials draw millions?), but I think a specific type of collegiate thinking is creating…

In my opinion, Chris Christie is the ideal candidate to be our next President of these great United States.

Flying that long with both engines out. Reminds me of the little old lady making her first flight. She is sitting next to an experienced flyer who is also a pilot. Shortly after the four engine jet reaches altitude the captain comes on the intercom stating that they have lost an engine and the flight to San Francisco…

Don’t underestimate our national power of denial. We turned “started some shit and got our asses handed to us and our executive mansion burned down” into “kicked those British jerks butts again, yeehaw!”

“Don’t know much about his-to-ry”

1812? You mean the war where your White House was burnt down, no land changed hands, stopped and defeated in engagements by rookie red coats/Canadians/Aboriginals and peace was made before Britain could send their regulars over?

He won one battle. The British, meanwhile, burned DC with their 3rd stringers. So, yeah, the British kicked our ass in 1812.

The White House would like a word with you.

You didn’t win in 1812.